Creative Ways to Save Money - part 2.

Hire a vegan to keep your lawn neatly shorn and your garbage 'ecologically' recycled.

Use the shed dog fur to restuff your pillows ot their original shape - good idea to wash the hair first!

Live next to someone with an unsecured wireless network. Free internet!

Use pet harnesses instead of that high-end fetish gear.

Drink 'Red' Koolaid instead uf using that expensive lipstick.

Spray on Starch for hair spray.

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