Creative Ways to Save Money - part 1.

Marital Aid - 1 can of Weather Beater Satin (high-gloss) latex paint. Why high-gloss? Less friction. Only saves you money if you let it dry. And do I have to explain why you use weather beater?

Cleaning - Today I got the Poor Man's Car Wash. It's raining this afternoon, so after the dihydromonoxide left the area, I took an old ratty towel and wiped the top layer of road grime off my vehicle. Only remove the top layer, because we all know that the other layers are the only thing holding your jalopy together.