Thursday, January 19, 2006

al-Zawahiri, a US Spy!

Shhhh! (not like anyone really reads this thing - other than the Mrs and my Blog-pa)

Ayman al-Zawahiri has been working for the US government for quite some time. He's been collecting the reward money under the table in exchange for the locations of his known associates. He just netted a cool 5$ Million for the death of Midhat Mursi, 52, also known as Abu Khabab al-Masri. Why wait for death to meet those virgins? He's got all he can handle now what with all the legal US tender he's been raking in over the years.

Who needs NSA wiretaps when we've got intelligence resources like this?