Shocking a Bionic Wife

It's that time of year. Yes, the season of static electricity. I sit here, my thumb numbed from hopping out of the cosmic van and touching the metal door. OUCH.

I'm reminded of the fact that my beloved wife is bionic. She's part cyborg. Got a machine integrated into an important system to keep her alive. She's got to be careful and ground herself prior to getting out of the van, lest she zap her cyborg implant.

Alas, that all that's bionic. She lacks a kung-fu grip and all that. :P