You Wanna Be a Boy?

We asked this of our daughter one day, querying her request for a gender change.

Told her if she really wanted to be a boy she had to perform the secret, but simple, magical procedure to make it happen.

She had to kiss the tip of her elbow.

She almost dislocated her shoulder trying to accomplish that.

Never did kiss the tip of her elbow.

She now seems content to be a tomboy who cleans up rather well. My kinda gal.