Most Embarrassing Moment?

I don't embarass easy. I'm of the opinion embarassment isn't worth the rush of blood to the lesser brain.

Once, I wore a Post-It-Note. All.Day.Long.








on my crotch.


Dressed in the dark. Left the apartment. Went to work. Sat down at my cube and began making the bits in our Crayovac supercomputer dance. Discovered the note when I visited the loo.

Then I rememberd that I had placed the note in my fly the night before so that I wouldn't forget to do... something. Don't remember what, but I do remember the note. :P