Kids Say the Darndest Things... (3)

Be careful how you choose to respond to a child's query.

My wife the teacher had a child on the playground come up to her one day and ask, "What's a virgin?"

Both my wife and her teaching partner visibly blanched and stammered at a loss for words.

Finally one of them ask little Timmy, "What do you mean?"

Timmy responded, "Mikey asked me which virgin of computer game I had."