Call 911! Seat Implosion!

Sitting here 'working' on my front porch and enjoying the impending ice age May weather when I notice my battery power is down to 18%. I lean over the edge of my lawn chair and notice that my power converter isn't plugged into the cord properly and as I lean further to fix it, my chair fell apart under my seat! Here I sit in a precarious position, blogging away while the mocking birds laugh at me. Time for a new lawn chair, and a winch...

And wouldn't you know it? The kids are up the street and have gone inside the boys' house. Not around when you need them, the ungrateful, good-fer-nuthin...

And, no cat, you're not helping either.

Oh well, guess I'll have to extricate my dasypygal self from this seat implosion.