Hispanic Protests Cripple America

This just in.

The American economy is in total collapse today as hispanic protesters walked off their jobs to demand citizenship. As a result, lawns got hairy (raising sheep futures), the quality of food service dropped (making self service fast food the rage), families were denied new homes (raising prices of existing homes) and people had to pick/grow their own produce.

Yeah, we won't survive. It wouldn't be the same without my hispanic neighbors (might be much quieter), but we'll survive without them. If they don't want to join the country or obtain fully documented worker status, I'll make do.