Pickle Squeezings

Do you have trouble with pickle squeezings? I do.

Condiments now come in upside down bottles. Ketchup, Catsup, Mustard and even pickle relish.

I think they need to work more on the relish version.

If your pickles clog the opening, you naturally squeeze a little harder.

This results in pickle squeazings all over your food, not to mention your kitchen and clothes. Don't ask me how I know.

( Feel free to have fun with this one Harv :P )