Liquor and Fat Intake Increase Skin Cancer? Duh.

Go figure. See you get drunk, you tend to lose track of time. That's more time washed up and naked somewhere under the sun. And fat intake? Assuming fat is what causes obesity - leads to bigger bodies - aka more surface area. More chances for the sun to give you a nasty dose of radiation colliding with your skin molecules... BOOM! Melanoma.

Geez, I need a grant to study something. Hey Uncle Sam! Give me an earmark!