Raging Atlanta Gun Battle Leaves Three Youths Drowned

...Courtesy of yours truly :D

Sent the Mongrel Daughter out to play water guns with the kids up the street. Needless to say, I couldn't stay focused on my work at hand and filled up my water howitzer.

Stepped out the front door and gave them all a little Aqua-Shock and Awe.

Let's just say the southern drought is now over and there's a lake in my front yard.

Once again, I'm the coolest dad on the block.

Mwu-haha-HaHa-HAHAHAHA!